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Good evening, fellow tourists.

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Have you longed to visit Europe but
lacked the money? Did you ever think it

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possible to travel there aboard a
luxurious ocean liner for less than $25

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trip? That is precisely what we are
prepared to offer you tonight.

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Here is a sample of our luxurious
cabins.

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All this for only $23 .50 to London,
England.

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Slightly higher if you are discovered.

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All this is prompted by the title of
tonight's fable, First Class Honeymoon.

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follows this commercial, which is in a
class by itself.

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Hmm.

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Well, good morning, Mrs. Phelan.

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I'm sorry I left so many dirty dishes
for you. Oh, that's all right, Mr.

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Coffee's ready.

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Would you like some? Oh, I'd love some.

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How was the ball game last night?

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I never saw such sloppy field in all my
life.

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Why, that first baseman mucked three
double plays and two innings.

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And as for the pitching, that ex -wife
of yours could throw a plate faster than

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this guy could throw a baseball.

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Oh, I know what you mean. I always said
Gloria had a good knuckleball.

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You don't feel too badly about that
divorce, do you? Feel badly? Listen,

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never been so happy in my life.

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I'm very happy I got you in the
settlement, too, Mrs. Phelan.

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Well, now, I wasn't going to let them
trade me off to that woman, Mr. Gibson.

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Not even for a season pass, I wouldn't.
Well, listen, it was a fair exchange.

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I got you, she got the cocker spaniel.
They deserve each other.

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They never did like those little itty
-bitty dogs.

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Them's the kind that goes running out in
the field and holding up the game.

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Now, is there anything else I could get
for you? No, no, just the bottle of

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beer.

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Of course I will.

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Ah, this is the life, Mrs. Phelan.

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Single blessedness to do whatever you
want, whenever you want.

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I know just how you feel, Mr. Gibson.

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When poor Mr. Phelan was alive, rest his
soul, I hardly ever got to go to the

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ballpark.

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But now I go all the time.

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So you see, Mr. Gibson,

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Everything always works out for the
best.

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when you drink.

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Mr.

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Gibson? Yes.

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I'm Abner Monroe from the True Art
Galleries.

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The what? The true art galleries, Mr.
Gibson.

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May I come in?

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Oh, well, thank you, but I don't think I
want to buy a painting today.

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I'm afraid you don't understand. I'm not
a salesman. I'm an artist's

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representative.

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Oh?

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I think you're going to be very pleased
with this, Mr. Gibson. Very pleased.

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After all, Raphael O 'Connor has himself
said that this is his finest work.

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You know how difficult it is to please
Raphael.

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Who is Raphael O 'Connor?

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You're joking, of course.

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Look, shall we unveil the work now?

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Would you prefer to wait until your wife
is present?

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My wife? Yes, it's Mrs. Gibson's home.

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Oh, now I know you're making a mistake.
It's no matter. You see, my wife and

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I... You should have the honor of being
the first to see the painting. After

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all, you're paying for it.

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I am?

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Oh, well, now I know you're making a
mistake.

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You see, I didn't order any painting.

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Surely Mrs. Gibson told you about the
commission she gave to Mr. O 'Connor?

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No, she didn't. And even if she had, it
wouldn't make any difference.

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My wife and I are divorced.

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Divorced? Yes.

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Well, I'm terribly sorry, but... Well,
I'm not. Why should you be?

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But the painting, I mean... Mr. Gibson
gave us the commission and told us to

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charge it to your account. That was way
back in April.

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Well, you just take it right straight
back.

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I'm sorry, Mr. Gibson, I can't do that.
I mean, it's your painting.

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I don't want the painting.

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I don't even know who Raphael O 'Connor
is.

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Sir, Raphael O 'Connor is one of
America's foremost portrait painters.

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Portrait.

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It's Gloria.

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Isn't the lightest remarkable?

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You know, it's as if she were right here
with us.

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Oh, it sure is.

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I knew you'd be pleased, Mr. Gibson.

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Well, now, if you'll just kindly write
me out a check.

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Get that thing out of here.

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I beg your pardon? Get that thing out of
here. Gibson, I'm terribly sorry about

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your unfortunate difficulties with your
wife, but she did commission a portrait,

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and her contract is a contract.

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How much is the contract?

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It's $2 ,500.

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Oh. It wasn't an easy assignment, you
know.

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Mrs. Gibson could only sit for a few
minutes at a time, owing to her ill

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You know, I think Raphael's absolutely
captured the spirit of Mrs. Gibson.

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Don't you think so?

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Well, I must really be getting back to
my gallery, so if you'll kindly write me

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out a check.

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Mr. Monroe, all I have done for one
month is write checks for Gloria. I'm

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but... How much alimony I pay that...
woman?

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$2 ,000 a month.

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$2 ,000.

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And if you think for one minute that I
am going to pay you $2 ,500 for this

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lousy portrait, you're crazy.

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But the contract...

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Now get this cartoon out of here. I
don't ever want to see it again.

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When I say get it out of here, I mean
get it out of here right now.

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Gibson, I don't want to bring a legal
action against you, but I will if you

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force me to.

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If you don't want to make any payment
now, you can send your chick to a true

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gallery.

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Here's my card. Get out!

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You just couldn't leave me

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alone, could you?

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You weren't satisfied, were you?

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$2 ,000 a month.

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That's not enough, huh?

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You won't be satisfied until you get
every nickel, huh?

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Oh, you're adorable.

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Why don't you say something?

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You realize this is the first time since
I've known you that you have nothing to

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say?

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You used to have plenty to say.

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your famous fainting spells, huh?

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Oh, sick in bed half the time. You
couldn't get up, but you could get

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your portrait painted, sure. Send me the
bill. $2 ,500, huh?

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I could give you one of the great shots
of our time.

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morning, Edward.

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Good morning.

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What are you doing here?

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Well, I just wanted to see how my old
buddy's surviving.

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It's a little early for you, isn't it?

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I thought you never got up till noon.

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Well, maybe I've changed, old buddy.
Well, that'll be the day.

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You still like leading the bachelor
life? Oh, crazy about it.

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I never realized how great it was until
after the divorce.

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Huh? No regrets?

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Regrets? Are you kidding when I wake up
in the morning and realize I don't have

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to look at Gloria's face? Oh.

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Excuse me, maybe I shouldn't say that to
you.

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You can say whatever you want, buddy. It
can't hurt my feelings.

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Yeah, well, I can see that.

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Are you still seeing Gloria?

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Practically every night.

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We hit it off pretty well together.

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She's not so bad when you get to know
her.

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Yeah, well, I got to know her.

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Every curler in her hair, every whine in
her voice, every phony little ailment.

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I got to know her, all right. I'm doing
my best to forget.

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Paying a pretty high price for it, I
believe.

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2 ,000 bucks a month.

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That's a lot of scratch.

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That isn't all.

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Wait till you see this.

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Is that a beauty?

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She had it commissioned before the
divorce.

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Send me the bill.

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2 ,500 dollars.

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Hey, Carl.

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I've got an idea.

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You like Gloria so much?

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Why don't you buy the portrait? I'll
make you a good price.

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I'd like to help you out, buddy, but you
know me. I'm always broke.

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No.

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Huh?

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I maybe broke my thumb pretty soon.
These alimony payments are draining me

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That's a shame.

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Oh, yeah, I know. Your heart's broken.

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Of course, there is a way out.

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Oh, sure. I could always jump off a
bridge.

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No, Gloria got married. She wouldn't be
entitled to any more alimony, would she?

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That was part of the deal, wasn't it?

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Gloria? Marry?

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Oh, no.

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Only the world's prize fool would marry
Gloria.

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I don't know. I was it for two years.

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There's no hope there.

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Maybe there is.

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Sure.

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Maybe I know someone who'd be willing to
marry Gloria.

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For a price.

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Like me, for instance?

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Are you serious?

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You mean you would actually marry her?

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Don't rush me. I just said maybe.

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Carl, I don't understand you.

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You know what a monster Gloria is, but
you've been dating her ever since the

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divorce. You even gave up that beautiful
brunette. What's her name? Marion.

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Well, Marion's okay.

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She's a real nice dish. But you know how
it is, Edward.

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Appearances and everything.

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I mean, Gloria may not be the best
-looking gal in the world. How can you

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that? But...

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There are other factors.

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She can be very pleasant at times.

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And very generous.

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Yeah, well, I'm sure of that.

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On my money.

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It's a pretty watch you have, Carl.

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Oh, yeah, you like it? It's brand new.

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Did you have it inscribed for you?

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Look, Edward.

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I came up here to help you.

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I figured out a way to save you a lot of
money.

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The least you can do is listen.

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All right, I'm listening.

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All right, I'll admit that glory is no
prize package.

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But there are times when a guy gets
himself into a real jam.

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Are you in trouble again? I've been
running into a little hard luck lately,

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Edward. Some very nasty types are
breathing down my neck.

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Gambling types.

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You're still at it.

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I've got an urgent need for a quick
bundle, Edward.

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I've got some debts that just have to be
taken care of.

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Why don't you ask Gloria for the money?
Maybe she'll give you some of mine.

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Gloria's generous, all right. I mean,
she's good for a bar bill or half a

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new shirts or a fancy watch, but she
doesn't have the kind of spending money

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need. That's why I came to you, Edward.

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Are you making me a proposition?

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Well, let's say it's more of a proposal
of marriage.

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I'm willing to make one to Gloria.

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If you're willing to pay me for it.

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In cash.

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And right away.

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Oh, now, you're not serious.

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You wouldn't actually marry her.

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You'd be surprised what I'd do.

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Colin, you'd better think what you're
saying.

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She may be generous now, but when the
alimony stops, she won't have a penny.

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She has a money of her own. You'll have
to take her just as she is.

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I know that.

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Oh, no, I don't think you do.

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She may not be so bad with a few dollars
in her pocket, but you ought to see her

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medical bills.

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She spends $500 a year on pills alone.

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Edward, are you trying to talk me out of
it?

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No.

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No, no.

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No.

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No, if you're willing to stick your neck
out.

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How much money do you need?

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I need ten grand.

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If I don't have ten thousand bucks by
this afternoon, I'm liable to lose my

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looks. But it's got to be in cash.

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Do you have that kind of money, Edward?
In cash? Yeah, I got five thousand

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dollars in there.

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Say, if I could get the rest of the bank
tomorrow.

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Well, that'd be great.

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No, wait a minute, wait a minute.

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Suppose you propose to her.

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How do you know she'll accept?

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Are you kidding?

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No.

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brag, but I got away with women,
especially Gloria.

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If I stamped my finger, she'd jump.

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How do I know you'll go through with it?
I mean, I could give you the money

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today. You could back out tomorrow.

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I'll do anything you say.

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I'll put it in writing if you want.

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I'll go over to her apartment and
propose to her right now.

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Anything you want, I'll do, Edward.

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I'll tell you what.

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Suppose I call her from here, right this
minute.

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You would?

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I would.

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Hello, Gloria, baby.

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Well, you know how it is, honey. I had a
choice of either dreaming about you or

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talking to you in person, so I decided
to get up.

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It was a lot of fun last night, wasn't
it?

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I didn't mean that.

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How about dinner tonight?

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Sure, seven's fine.

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Oh, and listen, honey, do me a favor,
will you?

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You know that blue and white thing I
like so much?

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Wear it, huh?

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Listen, baby, you don't like the idea of
a long engagement, do you?

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What would you say if I came up with a
plan to eliminate it altogether?

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I'll see you tonight, baby. I can hardly
wait.

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I love you, Gloria.

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I'll see you tonight.

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You really meant it, didn't you?

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You'd actually marry that... Like I
said, I'll put it in writing if you

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just as long as I get the money.

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Can I have it now?

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Yes, you can.

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$5 ,000 now, $5 ,000 tomorrow.

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And you know what I'm going to do?

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I'm going to give you an extra $500 for
a first -class honeymoon.

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Congratulations.

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Thank you, Edward.

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Thank you.

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Oh, you're so welcome.

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Brings a tear to my eye. I can see the
theme.

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The city hall.

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Your handsome bridegroom.

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You in your bridal cloak.

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Oh.

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You better wear a veil.

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Tell me the apartment number of Mrs.
Gloria Gibson, please.

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Mrs. Gibson? Yes.

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Oh, maybe she's using her maiden name,
Gloria Bailey.

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We have a Gloria Gibson apartment, 11D.
11D, thank you very much. Pardon me,

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sir. What's the matter, Joe?

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Might I ask who you are, sir?

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What is? I'm her ex -husband, Edward
Gibson.

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Then nobody's told you about it.

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Told me about what?

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It was a terrible, sad business, sir.
They did everything they could to help

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poor lady, the policeman, the fireman,
the oxygen, but it was of no use. What

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are you trying to say?

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Mr. Seabrook was in the apartment at the
time, sir. Do you know him?

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Carl Seabrook? I believe that's his
name, sir. He's the one that told me to

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the ambulance about midnight last night,
but they couldn't save her. It was her

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heart. You mean she's dead?

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Gloria is dead.

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I'm sorry to be the one to break the
bed. Where's the telephone?

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She was very late. Where is the
telephone?

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Right there, sir.

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Mr. Seabrook's residence.

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Where is he?

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This is Edward Gibson. I want to speak
to Carl.

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Mr. Gibson. Mr.

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Seabrook... I'm sorry, Mr. Gibson, but
Mr. Seabrook has gone to the airport.

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The airport?

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Well, he's saying about... Well, where's
he going?

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He just said he was... going on a
honeymoon.

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Goodbye, Mr. Seabrook, Mrs. Seabrook.
Have a nice trip.

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We will.

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Come on, Marion.

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Those of you who were disappointed
because you expected First Class

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be a love story...

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will be glad to hear that subsequent
events were more to your liking.

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While in St. Thomas, Mr.

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Seabrook met a beautiful girl, fell
madly in love with her, and she swindled

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out of all his money.

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And speaking of money, I shall be back
in a moment.

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That concludes tonight's entertainment.

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We shall be back next week with more.

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I think I got aboard just in time.

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Good night.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.